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College Confession #61
I go to a Community College in Kentucky. In one of my classes we had to do a presentation about our past that we regret. One person told us that he was a felon in a past life and was actually shot by a cop.
He proceeded to pull down his pants and show us the scar during his presentation. It was on his ass.
- Jefferson Community College
College Confession #71
During my sophomore year in my English 2 class, my professor was a hard ass.
During lecture, a classmate was shaking and blinking a lot. I kept staring at her to see if she needed medical help. I asked her “what’s up with you?” She explained she took adderall for the first time today. What she didn’t realize was that she kind of yelled it not whispered it to me.
My professor stops lecturing and looks at us. He says, “Oh college. Back in my day, we did meth in the library.”
- University of Illinois at Chicago
There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub.
Anthony Bourdain
how many more fucking kids have to die in school because these selfish ass lawmakers don’t see the the importance of making stricter gun laws

